You know, I like to think of myself as a creative person.  I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made quite the impressive collection of pinch pots when I was in elementary school; one of them was so incredible, in fact, that I should really refer to it as a pinch jug.  So I’d like to sit here and tell you that the techniques I’m about to share with you are the product of my own amazingly fertile mind...

Hello everyone!  I’ve just come back from a meeting that literally made me want to rip my own ears off.  If there had been a window in the subterranean dungeon we were sitting in, I would have flung myself through it and fallen peacefully into a row of thorny bushes (side note: why does anybody plant thorny bushes right beside their house or building?).  I could go on, but I think you get the point.

And because I know you’re eager to aggravate everyone you work with just as much as the next person, I thought I’d share a few time-honored techniques.  If you like the process of actually watching all the hope and joy leave a person’s face, then get ready for some fun times!

Hello, eager readers, and happy merry holidaytime.  In honor of the upcoming new year, many of us will make resolutions to lose weight and go to the gym and spend more time with our families and all kinds of other crap that we won’t actually bother with.  So I’ve come up with a collection of New Year’s resolutions that any aspiring tyrant can rally behind.

It’s about time for another one of these, wouldn’t you say?  Given that I haven’t posted a Profile in Tyranny for a while, you might think that I’ve managed to go a few weeks without running into somebody I’d like to hit over the head.  And you’re correct.  It’s been a good November.

Until today.